How I make random decisions that do not matter

Posted on May 18, 2023

If the decision is binary then a simple coinflip will do. Otherwise, one would need to pull out a random number generator. I typically make these unimportant decisions quickly using my phone’s clock and modular arithmetic (my favourite operator). The idea is to take the minute ($m$) on your phone clock as the input to $f(m, n) = m \mod n$, where $n$ is the number of unique choices you have.

Let’s pretend you are in Germany and were given 5 different pieces of cake that look equally amazing, but you only want to have one. You look at your phone and see it is 15:39. Therefore:

$$39 \mod 5 \equiv 4$$

so you take the rightmost cake since we number them from left to right $0, 1, 2, 3, 4$.

For simple decisions you typically have less than 60 options so the minute should be good enough, seconds are not used because they change too quickly.